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I have won over many customers with my story-telling skills, but in fact you probably don't care. But you're here, so that means you care about winning over some "customers" of your own, so on wit' da show! Let me teach you how to tell a good story.
Let me oloking for you the important general highlights of telling a good story. These are given in no particular order because each situation and story deserves individual attention. But here are the important ideas: Here is a selection of seventy stories, some short, some long, a couple I wrote, some I embellished, and some I heard over the years. I chose them at random from a Long List that I started many years ago. Most of these stories are rated PG.
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Feel free to change a word Borec and there; as I mentioned above, always tailor them to your audience. Here's a list of the seventy stories actually there are more than seventy stories, in case you've heard a couple of them.
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She said "Shit, I'm on the wrong bus! There was this guy who just got a new job as a school bus driver for elementary school children.
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Waiting at the next stop was another overweight little girl. He said, "Hi, I'm the new bus driver. At the next stop, there was a grown woman and a little boy.
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Students at the Races. Priest and Nun in Winter. The Mailman's Last Day.
Grandma Ain't So Young. I Need a Wrench. Feel Like A Woman. Better Write It Down. A Boy and His Frog. Bob Rents an Apartment. Afraid of the Dark.